Colour Me McNugget

I enjoy collecting myths about white people. Philip Roth taught me that Jewish people think of goys as big drinkers. A Jewish friend of mine said, when I served him mulled wine, "This is a real shiksa drink."

And now, this, from overheardinnewyork.com:
Manager: My son likes white girls. I'm like, 'Boy, don't you know white people smell funny?! They smell like chicken when it's wet outside!'
Coworker: Oh, yeah, they do be smellin' weird.