Discretion is [fill in the blank]'s Right-Hand Man

I'm never sure how much I can say here about Big Media, and I'm not entirely sure why I'm being discreet. Unlike at the Film Festival, my contract with BM never stated that I was prohibited from blogging about my job (oops!). Nonetheless, I sense that they didn't get to be Big Media by leaving stones uncovered, so I'm not going to say anything incriminating.

Those of you who know who BM is, hear this: check for me this Saturday.

It was the hardest [insert low sum of money here] I've ever made, but it's worth it to see my name in [insert proposterously high number here] households this weekend.