Concerning Your Front Bottom

Ladies, think how lucky we are to be living in the nowadays when a clean vagina is just a quick and painless step away! Because according to this little ad, in the 1930s, doctors were suggesting women douche with Lysol. As you can see, it fixed this woman's marriage. Now her weasel-faced husband shows no fear in having his once-rank wife sit on his lap -- whew! Never mind that his trouser-snake probably doesn't smell like a spring day in the Alps.

But let's talk about the illustrious Vagina Institute where I found that lovely link. Is this a site for men who like their porn served with an equal dose of scientific content? "None of that sloppy naked-lady-wearing-a-stethoscope stuff: I want statistics, dammit! I want facts!" But then why do they have the "How well does my vagina measure up" quiz? (In which you are required to take a ruler, T-square, level and god knows what else to your most sensitive bits in the pursuit of knowledge. Just stay away from those laser-levels.) Why can you also read it in Spanish? (I don't know, but Estudios Vaginales sounds like a really classy condo in Barcelona.)

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And now, onto the Critter of the Day! The Critter of the Day is the humble chicken. Why? Because chickens are edible, versatile, lovable, can grow human faces, and live without a head for 18 months! Who needs GMO?