Ug.
Would people please stop wearing Uggs?
They were novel at first because they make your calves look lardy and that would seem to be the antithesis of what one wants from a boot. But this is the important thing to remember: they make your calves look lardy. If you wish to cross the Siberian steppes, please wear the Uggs! You will fit right in with the stolid, overfed babushkas that proliferate there. They will not recognize that your footwear is ironic. Their ankles already look that way, with no help from crafty Australian marketers. Otherwise, please remember -- your boots enrage me. If I have to jump out of a moving bus onto you to make my point, I will.
They were novel at first because they make your calves look lardy and that would seem to be the antithesis of what one wants from a boot. But this is the important thing to remember: they make your calves look lardy. If you wish to cross the Siberian steppes, please wear the Uggs! You will fit right in with the stolid, overfed babushkas that proliferate there. They will not recognize that your footwear is ironic. Their ankles already look that way, with no help from crafty Australian marketers. Otherwise, please remember -- your boots enrage me. If I have to jump out of a moving bus onto you to make my point, I will.
posted by tongapup at 7:20 p.m.
2 Comments:
And the only thing worse than Ug boots are Ug boots with pom-poms dangling along... very dingleberry
Jinki - you're back blogging!
But seriously, I could not agree more. I can't not think of Brittny Spears when I see a pair of Uggs, and yuk, when i think of BS i think of her nasty chooch on Perez Hilton, and then Firecrotch and it just goes on and on and on...
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