Reasons to Move to New York
(Besides the existence of Brooklyn's CB I Hate Perfume, which sells perfumes that purport to smell like "Coppertone circa 1967, blended with a new accord I created especially for this perfume, North Atlantic. The base of the scent contains a bit of Wet Sand, Seashell, Driftwood and just a hint of Boardwalk," and "English Novel taken from a Signed First Edition of one of my very favorite novels, Russian & Moroccan leather bindings, worn cloth and a hint of wood polish.")
This conversation:
Jerk in back row: Paul McCartney should have stopped after the Beatles. I mean, what the fuck else good did he do after that? Nothing. Not a goddamn thing. He couldn't go from point A to point B. What's the shortest distance from A to B, again? Like, the hypotenuse of a triangle? He never found the hypotenuse without Lennon.
Annoyed man in front of him: Dude, the hypotenuse is the longest side. Now shut the fuck up.
Annoyed man's girlfriend: That was so hot.
Everything about that exchange is just so right.
This conversation:
Jerk in back row: Paul McCartney should have stopped after the Beatles. I mean, what the fuck else good did he do after that? Nothing. Not a goddamn thing. He couldn't go from point A to point B. What's the shortest distance from A to B, again? Like, the hypotenuse of a triangle? He never found the hypotenuse without Lennon.
Annoyed man in front of him: Dude, the hypotenuse is the longest side. Now shut the fuck up.
Annoyed man's girlfriend: That was so hot.
Everything about that exchange is just so right.
posted by tongapup at 7:28 p.m.
2 Comments:
Why now, spammer? Why?
Is this to be the thin edge of the wedge of spam? I tremble.
Hells bells, spam on a blog?! Now I've seen everything. But for serious, the hypotenuse is the longest and is equal to the sum of the square of the other two sides [the pathegorem theorem has been on my mind a lot lately] ... doesn't that seem a bit much? Or is my parroting of the equation off? Grade whatever math was a long time ago.
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